Rob Delaney Parts His Hair on the Danzig Side

At this point, Rob Delaney is probably tired of being called a “Twitter comedian,” but that didn’t stop him from dividing the chapters of his first book with some of the choicest excerpts from the account (with 960,000+ followers) that brought him to public attention.

Nonetheless, in “Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.” he is allowed to expand beyond the 140 character limit to tell his often – but not entirely – comedic story of how he became the real-life husband, son, father, and non-cabbage that he is today.