Small Talk

Rihanna, Crime Solver

Marah Eakin, music editor of The A.V. Club, tips us off to a story from her pop-music beat - a minor scandal involving R&B star Rihanna in Thailand, and some local gents illegally pimping out a slow loris for selfies.

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Speaking of slow lorises, here’s the video Rico thought was of one opening its gigantic freaking eyes. Turns out this is not in fact a loris, but a Tarsier:

Here, on the other hand, is an actual slow loris, eating a rice ball and probably making you squeal ’til you weep at its unstoppable cuteness: