Marah Eakin, music editor of The A.V. Club, tips us off to a story from her pop-music beat - a minor scandal involving R&B star Rihanna in Thailand, and some local gents illegally pimping out a slow loris for selfies.
Speaking of slow lorises, here’s the video Rico thought was of one opening its gigantic freaking eyes. Turns out this is not in fact a loris, but a Tarsier:
Here, on the other hand, is an actual slow loris, eating a rice ball and probably making you squeal ’til you weep at its unstoppable cuteness:
Remember when President Obama was on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis? Funny or Die DC's Brad Jenkins tells us exactly how that happened, and why it was so important to the Affordable Care Act.
Erin McCann, Staff Editor at The New York Times, fills us in on how a town in Germany has a new creative solution for dangerously distracted pedestrians.