Tavi Gevinson — actor, fashion blogger, feminist and editor-in-chief of Rookie magazine (not to mention America’s imaginary teen sister) — jokes about “beauty essentials.”
Icebreaker
“Brown & Sticky” – Ben Schott
Ben Schott, who joins us later in the show to discuss new words, gives us a joke with a little word-play.
Dave Barry’s Flat Food Pyramid
If you have to be quarantined, at least Dave Barry's menu sounds pretty good.
Bryan Cranston Inches Toward a Punchline
The star of films like "Argo" and "Drive" (as well as television's "Breaking Bad") inches along.
“Purple Stuff On Salad” – Listener Steve
Citizen of Salt Lake City and valued DPD listener
“Six-Legged Beast” – Gideon Benson & Isabella Manfredi
Australian rockers The Preatures tell us a joke that may just have you checking the sky for falling objects.
“Scary Math” – Lars Ulrich
Lars Ulrich tells just the kind of wholesome math-themed joke we’re sure you expect from the drummer of thrash metal band Metallica.
“Canadian Sex” – Margaret Atwood
A joke about our neighbors to the north, from acclaimed author – and Canadian Studies scholar – Margaret Atwood. She returns later in the show to tell us about her newest book, “MaddAddam.”
“Octopus Soldier” – Aaron Aites & Audrey Ewell
Aaron Eites and Audrey Ewell help us break the ice – with eight ice-pick-wielding tentacles. The film-making duo join us later in the show to talk about their new documentary about Occupy Wall Street, “99%: The Film.”
“I’ll Be the Neck” – Lidia Bastianich
In this icebreaker, chef and television personality Lidia Bastianich subverts the head of one particular household.